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Welcome to the Eden of Garden in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula


  • Varmints

    “I’m going to have to go Mr McGregor on the rabbits that took out my beets,” a gardener friend recently told me. (In the UP, it is probably more like Elmer Fudd, but I digress.) When I asked him if… Continue reading

    Varmints
  • The “F” Word

      The possibility of frost strikes fear in gardeners all the way to the tips of their green thumbs. Frost warnings are serious shit. Like tornado warnings for your plants. Batten down the the hatches or risk death. Our head… Continue reading

    The “F” Word
  • Garlic and Dilligence

    If you grow garlic, it should be kicking ass about now. And you are probably thinking, When is this stuff going to be ready? (I am not a mind reader, I get this question regularly from our friends/family who’ve started… Continue reading

    Garlic and Dilligence
  • Austere Times in the Eden of Garden

    Six months ago we packed up the truck with loads of home-grown veggies and canned goods and headed West. A week ago we traveled back across the highline loaded with cases of empty mason jars and crates filled with goodies… Continue reading

    Austere Times in the Eden of Garden
  • Our Cash Crop

    Garlic is our cash crop (not the typical cash crop the Garden Peninsula is known for). It didn’t start out that way. But when the public started getting a hold of our garlic and then  coming back for more and… Continue reading

    Our Cash Crop
  • String Bean Theory

    I was going to write about our incredible garlic harvest, but the beans are stressing me out. They tend to overwhelm. Just when I had things under control —  peas, broccoli and lettuce —  the beans start to appear.  If… Continue reading

    String Bean Theory
  • The Third Best Farmer’s Market in Michigan

    Some of our farmer’s market vendors are threatening to defect. They’ve experienced the greener grass of another farmer’s market, and by “greener” I mean more lucrative, and are feeling under appreciated at our market. They’ve been complaining that the Garden… Continue reading

    The Third Best Farmer’s Market in Michigan
  • Tomato Luv

    The first bunches of green tomatoes are starting to appear in our garden, which triggered an immediate Pavlovian response (a la Homer Simpson) — mmmmm, tomatoes. mouthwatering, drool, drool. Then a tinge of fear struck me, what if we get… Continue reading

    Tomato Luv
  • Strangers in Paradise

    This weekend we celebrated the 25th annual “Portage Bay Invitational” — our weekend-long solstice celebration/golf party and the best way to lure our friends out here to the hinterlands. People come from far and wide to camp, party, and play… Continue reading

    Strangers in Paradise
  • Exactly how much pig would that be?

    I was a vegetarian for many years. After a stint as an editor at a cattle breeding magazine, I had learned a little too much about commercial beef production. Then I moved to the U.P., tried an especially tasty venison… Continue reading